[Produced by Ba** Brothers]
[Intro]
A lot of people ask me, am I afraid of d**h?
Hell yeah, I'm afraid of d**h
I don't want to die yet
A lot of people think that I worship the devil
That I do all types of retarded sh**
Look, I can't change the way I think
And I can't change the way I am
But if I offended you
Good! ‘Cause I still don't give a f**
[Verse 1]
I'm zoning off of one joint, stopping a limo
Hopped in the window, shopping a demo at gunpoint
A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
f** a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this!
Livin' amok, never givin' a f**
Gimme the keys! I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I smoke dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab
A k**er instinct runs in the blood
Emptying full clips and burying guns in the mud
I've calmed down now, I was heavy once into d**
I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
My brain's gone, my soul's worn, and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still being operated on
I'm ducked the f** down while I'm writing this rhyme
‘Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightning this time
[Hook]
For all the weed that I've smoked – yo, this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended – yeah, f** you too!
To all the friends I used to have – yo, I miss my past
But the rest of you a**holes can kiss my a**
For all the d** that I've done – yo, I'm still gonna do
To all the people I've offended – yeah, f** you too!
For every time I reminisce – yo, I miss my past
But I still don't give a f**, y'all can kiss my a**
[Verse 2]
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to k** you
And cut you so fast, when your blood spilled it was still blue
I'll hang you till you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull 'til your brains leaks out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains
So tell Saddam not to bother with making another bomb
‘Cause I'm crushing the whole world in my palm
Got your girl on my arm, and I'm armed with a firearm
So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
And the pants to match ("Here, Momma, try 'em on!")
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives
A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
(sh**ting on rappers) Causing hospital accidents
God, help me, before I commit some irresponsible acts again
[Hook]
For all the weed that I've smoked – yo, this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended – yeah, f** you too!
To all the friends I used to have – yo, I miss my past
But the rest of you a**holes can kiss my a**
For all the d** that I've done – yo, I'm still gonna do
To all the people I've offended – yeah, f** you too!
For every time I reminisce – yo, I miss my past
But I still don't give a f**, y'all can kiss my a**
[Verse 3]
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spent a million a track and went over my budget
(Oh, sh**)
Now how in the f** am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet
Drug sickness got me doing some bugged twitches
I'm withdrawing from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get the women; f** b**hes!
Give me a fat s*ut that cooks and does dishes
Never ran with a clique; I'm a posse
Kamikaze, strapping a motherf**ing bomb across me
From the second I was born my momma lost me
I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy
I don't know why the f** I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this earth was my first birthday
Retarded? What did that nurse say?
Brain damage? f**! I was born during an earthquake
[Hook]
For all the weed that I've smoked – yo, this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended – yeah, f** you too!
To all the friends I used to have – yo, I miss my past
But the rest of you a**holes can kiss my a**
For all the d** that I've done – yo, I'm still gonna do
To all the people I've offended – yeah, f** you too!
For every time I reminisce – yo, I miss my past
But I still don't give a f**, y'all can kiss my a**