Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay
Nor sing-jay
Nor say la la wo wo or yea yea
He say ban ban diddle deh yea
I love that girl Gwen Laden
I love that girl Karen
Me say I love that girl Jen
And I'm in love with the three of them
How can I really support them Laden
These girls let me borrow
These girls let me tend
They even make love with my best friend Ken
I'm like a bait in the lion's den
Not even Daniel just a screw like them Laden
They used to go to Ardenne
Now live at Hughenden
I told them meet me round the bend
And now it's a quarter past ten Laden
(Chorus)
Den de Laden