[Edukate]
I'm checking into Heartbreak Hotel
The place to reminisce when the past ain't so swell
They ask me if I'm fine and I can't say no well
So here I am unloading all my baggage on the valet
The young gentleman can tell I'm in a bad way
He took my keys then embraced me like an old friend
A bit of warmth just to get me through the cold stretch
He said your room's ready, you need anything just call
The receptionist said to elaborate on your affliction
I said infatuation gave away to an addiction
She clicked her pen
Asked me what the worst part about it was
She picked me up, but she also put me down a lot
The problem with seeing the mountain top is when you fall
Your stomach drops and can't be settled with a bottle of Yakult
So you graduate and gravitate towards the heavy stuff
Demita**e cups full of spirits, not espresso
And rest don't come easy
I'll let no bluff appease me from here on in
So let me go unimpeded to flings with pretty young girls
So uninhibited, with long legs spread and double D tits
We split, a mutual agreement of your making
Because you were never listening to what I'm saying
Don't pretend you were or say that you're in love
You once said you were
How long'd you mean it for?
How long'd it been before your eyes wandered
I just want to know, because I'm lost
It's my loss, but I just wanna float
From one job to the next, one dream to another
Not in it for the s**, a few drinks and I'll f** her
Now that you're my ex, and even though it's open slather
And I'm in the past, I still love you like you won't imagine
When the karma comes I'll embrace it
Until then I'll write songs as a way for me to face it