[Intro: Doc Waffles]
Africa, Africa, Land of the Tom Toms
I'll never forget the night I shot an elephant in my pajamas
How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know
[Verse 1: Doc Waffles]
Despondently on these Bon Vivants and White Christmas
Dateline Switzerland: Hi Spiny Norman
Hey tiny spine clumps, 21 Jump Street
We look alike don't we? Let's not vertical
Fall asleep in the terminal
Drive around Chicago for two hours drunk as hell trying to find your apartment
Little lumps on your spine in the dark and your low tones
We sound alike don't we ? Let's not vertical
Fall asleep surgically, fall asleep tournament style
Untie shoes, steal all the shoes from the party
Throw them doggies on the front yard of golf view
[Hook: Doc Waffles]
Untie shoes, steal all the shoes from the party [x 4]
[Verse Two: Doc Waffles]
Alphabets and little lumps on your spine
We sound alike don't we ? Let's not vertical
Hey gristly true goose stirring your drink with a feather
Sure is a nice night to stay inside and read magazines
Write anagrams in green ink, smoke some Newports and make home portable
Then pa** out at the airport and crash two rental cars on the way back to Detroit
I make home where you sleep, we look alike don't we?
We both look lonely. Hi Spiny Mary
Hey stay in bed today, let's go steady
Let's study your spine and pa** out in muddy shoes, or...
[Hook: Doc Waffles]
Untie shoes, steal all the shoes from the party [x 4]