Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
Lookin' up every dress I can
s**in' wind through my upper plate
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
You f**in' dirty old man!
Handin' out joints to the kids at school
Givin' out pictures and p**n and pills
Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
Ya pervert!
Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
Communist literature in my hands
Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
"Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the old schoolyard!
I got thrill pills for all the little chickies
And I got funny cigarettes for all you boys
And I got dirty pictures for all of you together!
Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus cop's coming
I better split now
Remember Leon Trotsky! Hehehaha!"
Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
Lookin' up every dress I can
s**in' wind through my upper plate
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
Disgusting!
Handin' out joints to the kids at school
Givin' out pictures and p**n and pills
Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
Communist literature in my hands
Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
You!
I'm a dirty old man