What do tigers dreams of
When they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty striped head
We're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug, Doug
Oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers
Well, then we're sh** outta luck