[Larry David Skit 1]
H-h-Hilter would go to a magic club
He'd talk to the magician:
“Eh, zat vuz a vunderful show. Uh…Vhere's the rabbit”
Ah…I'm sorry, mein fuhrer. They're tricks, I'm not allowed to…
“VARE IS THE RABBIT!”
[Verse 1]
I wanna talk about something relevant but when I do
I feel like a mouse with an elephant inside the room
My luck: the beat's not treated like a drive-up
Gonna die, f** tellin' him to pull through
I wanna touch base regarding the f** face mens who
Only speak about what they been through
With a mental set of mind that you'll never find
In a clever rhyme that ain't rehearsed ahead of time
Genocide every negative vibe that ever arrives
Instead you just find a spot for it to hide: Anne Frank
Steady devise a plot for my domination
Lost all my concentration…I can't think
No matter how much I hit my temple. Instrumentals
Git dismembered until all that's left is the Damn Ba**
sh**'s a rental: don't worry where the car is from
OR where I'm parkin', son……Hand Shake
[Larry David Skit 2]
We all have good thoughts and bad thoughts
We just don't say the bad thoughts
But the bad thoughts are funny!
[Verse 2]
You're kinda slow so I know you ain't over-stand
Must be new to this: Overweight homeless man
Throw some cake and hope it lands in more than grateful open hands
And not the pockets of guy who said he Wants a Buck
Might as well invest in a Hybrid Monster Truck
Check my bank balance with my eye lids often shut
Why kids coppin' stuff and brag till it's stolen
Tryina max out they f**in' swag till it's broken
And get mad no one told him that the fad slowly foldin'
Chrome lock on the box of Pandora now open
Hopin' someone rescues the game from the state its in
Maybe just complain' and then we'll seem braver then
Why not save it, men? Gossip in the fox holes
Legend mentions talk bout the prophet it is not so
Impossible to not know…why?
He's got two thumbs and made the beat: This guy
[Interlude]
Ya know
I just can't figure it out…
Whenever I'm holding the door for someone
Instead of thanking me or simply ignoring me
They choose to lightly push the door as I am holding it
As if to say……”I recognize your generous deed, but if I open the door THAT MUCH wider, I'm not obligated to thank you. Since after all, I did have to do SOMETHING”
[Outro]
In a world as Frustratin' as this
Reality is slippery and hard to Grasp it
Grab a magic 8-ball and then ask-it
What is the meanin' of life?....
In a world as insecure as this
Happiness is slippery and hard to Grasp it
Grab a magic 8-ball and then ask-it
What would Larry David do….?