Chorus
Canteen Blues
I got the Canteen Blues
My baby sued
Down to my tennis shoes
She got drunk lord
And wrecked her car
Sued my a**
And now she's got my bar Pa**ed a law the other day
patron get's drunk
You gotta pay
Get's in his car
And has a wreck
Damn crazy but it's your neck Law once said when your 21
Big guy now you can shoot a gun
Also says you can drink and smoke
New law's pa**ed
That made it a joke Chorus Tavern owners you better beware
Drunk leaves your bar
It's your hair
Next thing you know
They'll pa** a new law
Give a party
Your left holding the ball What did I tell you a verse ago
Heard the news on the radio
If a guest get's drunk
Damn lock the door
He get's busted
And you'll get yours Chorus Morality moms must be
Pa**ing these laws
Screwing with business
Especially the bars
What ever happened
To the land of the free
You get drunk
They're gonna stomp on me Chorus (repeat 2 times)
Last time repeat She got drunk----