I f**ed one in the basement
I f**ed one in the hall
f**ed one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
f**ed one in an alley
Up against the wall
I f**ed em all
I f**ed one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I f**ed a college girl
Didn't have a clue
f**ed one turning sideways
I can't turn em down (?)
I f**ed em all
It seems like balling b**hes
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your a**
I'll f** that too
I f**ed one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
f**ed a girl in Pittsburgh
Steel is what they like
f**ed an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I f**ed em all