One for the money, two for the show
three for the claw shrimp, four for the flow
Penny Arcade where the first one's free
the second one costs but the third one's cheap
My fav-o-rite place of high hopes and shame
plus millions who visited, Tycho and Gabe
Tycho and I like to drink til we're happy
smile and drunk dial both twisp and catsby (exuberance!)
Mad when it's drastic, cra** with his tactics
plus you gotta add he's a tad sarcastic
Gabe loves Jim Lee, he's taking him hostage
for one Thousand krispy kremes stacked in the office
Tycho's reserved, like a pro politician
his policy's cautiously, optimistic
Gabe jumps in and he wants to battle me
but I walk away, he's a shark with an*logies
One for the money, two for the show
three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow
Penny Arcade, where the first one's free
the second one costs but the third one's cheap
(2 x times)
Rewind a little, I'm takin it back
to the drop in this track or a claw shrimp attack
Just like a crawdad that almost has hands
but they're deep in the ocean and as big as a man
My d20 die is for D&D guys
except for the one that smelled like french fries
But F-dog is pimp, juice with no squeezy
I gots the gin, he makes jeezy for reezy
Tracking down lines pa**ing calculus fine
so take the derivative for fruit f***er prime
Enemies receeeeive a kerrigan beating
or a cease and desist from American greetings
Here's what to send if you ever lack options
ten thousand dollars in the name of Jack Thompson
Here's four words for the haters and scrubs
Doctor, Raven, Darktalon blood, what
One for the money, where two for the show
three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow
Penny Arcade, where the first one's free
the second one costs but the third one's cheap
(2 x times)
Stand Up
This one's for (c64)
This one's for (the rest, UK)
This one's for (I'm int eighty)
This one's for
The youngest female to lead a clan army
your whole LAN party owned by Annarchy
The rainbow and pony case mod stand
hail to the champ of the 1000 man LAN
World of Warcraft send the sparks flyin
I rep for the guilds with sk**s on dark iron
My hardcore crew's got Star Wars moves
the Samurai rules with a cardboard tube
Tycho prevailed in the last stand off
it's time Gabe claimed back the pac-man watch
Hey it's int eighty, the kernel emcee
I love penny arcade, the first one's free
One for the money, two for the show
three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow
Penny arcade, where the first one's free
the second one costs but the third one's cheap
(2 x times)
Thank you. thank you.
I want to give a shout out to Jerry and Mike for everything they've done with Penny Arcade
and really helping other people with programs like Childsplay. honorable mention for Christian Boggs as well for his contributions.
Big ups to my producer: c64. I'm int eighty.
Thank you very much!