All my family problems disappeared over night We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine My sister's teen angst just flew out the window Mama's so happy she laughs all the time Used to have trouble getting along with each other Mama's hating Daddy, I'm hating little brother Then the family doctor gave us all these little pills Now I can't believe how great we all feel All my family problems disappeared over night We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine My sister's teen angst just flew out the window Mama's so happy she laughs all the time The birds in the trees all sing them happy songs Everyone is smiling, we're so glad to be alive
Even my old pit bull don't growl anymore He just watches tail wag from side to side All my family problems disappeared over night We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine My sister's teen angst just flew out the window Mama's so happy she laughs till she cries I used to be so unhappy singing songs about k**ing Taking methadone and jacking off four or five times a day But now I'm so happy, I'm so god damned happy Who needs an orgasm when life's so f**ing great All my family problems disappeared over night We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine My sister's teen angst just flew out the window Mama's so happy she cries all the time