My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it
Nine bullets in my roommate's gun
My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it
Gonna find a use for every last one One for the love who chose to betray me, a real fine love who wouldn't be true
One for the man that she betrayed with, a nice enough fella, she'll betray him too
A nice enough fella, she'll betray him too One for my boss man, riding my bu*t again, sorry sir, but you'd better clock out
One for the lady down at the laundromat, who goes through my dryer pulling one sock out
She goes through my dryer pulling one sock out One just to put me out of my misery
I better aim that s**er true
I'll leave a note that says I'm sorry but I went off the deep end when I fell for you
I went off the deep end when I fell for you One each for my immediate family, they'll be so disappointed to see what I done
One left over, I'll save it for my roommate
After all it's my roommate's gun
After all it's my roommate's gun My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it nine bullets in my roommate's gun
Roommate's gun got nine bullets in it
Gonna find a use for every last one gonna find a use for every last one
Gonna find a use for every last one