People get nasty on the dancefloor [x2]
[CHORUS: x2]
Here's the test of purity
And ya never know
Just by lookin
Who's an angel or a ho
Have you ever had s** in 3 positions in on session
Been so loud having s** inside the house made you complain
Has your s**ual technique been complented
Openly praised by someone for the style
Have you ever used position number 69
Intentionally swallowed semen down your spine
Woken someone by givin him a lick
Or s**ed on someone's feet until you were sick
Written an explicitly erotic story
Brought your partner to the point of orgasm, spasm
Using only your hands
Had s** while both fully dressed
Unzipped fly, standing up, with skirt hiked up
Used whipped cream or chocolate syrup
[CHORUS x2]
Have you been in a (?)
Been in a bedroom, outside, or a spa
Had s** in a public place, outdoors, in the car
While drivin
Bathtub, hot tub, or ocean
Have you ever used lubricant or s** lotion
Do you like it fast, or slow motion
Or stopped in the middle before your partner was done
Ever did it in a stairwell or elevator
Or cemetary or mortuary
Or library or veterinary
Or laundery even monestary
[CHORUS x2]
People get nasty on the dancefloor [x2]
Is there anymore pure, who's pure anymore [x2]
Had s** on the bu*ton, (?), or weed
Or any other drug for that matter to succeed
To lower resistance, use alcohol
Seen a live professional, stripper, strip bar
Commited an act of voyeurism
And watched someone who didn't know you were there
Or wore no drawers, for the whole world to stare
Been tied up and didn't care, who care
Been (?) on while having s**, who's next
Maybe you drivin that Lex
Had s** with somebody the same day you met him
Had s** with somebody who's name your didn't know
Or couldn't speak the same language as you
Or came out the closet for those to see
Ladies or gentlemen it's the test of purity
[CHORUS x2]
People get nasty on the dancefloor [x4]
Test of purity