[Verse 1: Harold McSloth]
Sitting in this bar
Boring's how it tends to stay
I don't care what the bartender say
Who even cares if the world ends today
Gla**es of vodka stay pilin' up
Wait, why is everybody wilin'?
f**
It's Lil Wayne, grabbin' his dick flauntin' his lil chain
This is the future, he askin' for change
He lives on the street because nobody remembers his name
I wanna dismember him mane
But now's not the time
He's a good example if you wanna learn how not to rhyme
He came up to me and said "Weezy baby!"
Now he be layin'
In a casket cuz I blasted his a** with the gat kid
All the bloodshed in this rap sh**
And for once, the important d**h happened
[Verse 2: Dratchface]
Yo, lemme tell you a little story
So there he was, Dratch so delirious
Outside a dreary pub, lookin' like a Tom Waits song, for serious
But then four long, black limos
Crashed into each other, broke all the gla** windows
And in a moment, out jumped the crash victims
Each one of em fixin' to dish out an a** whippin'
And immediately he could see it was Yung Lean
Who dun brung his team, and it's about to get ugly
Cuz Weird Al jumped out of another one and pulled out a f**in' gun
I ain't lyin or nothin', son
Out of yet another jumped Ye, and Al blew his a** away
Then he pointed the gat at Dratch's face
Suddenly, from out the wreck jumped Harold
Who put both barrels into Al and said:
[Harold McSloth]
Eat it! Come on, Dratch. Let's beat it
[Sampled audio]
"Beboppin' and scattin'!"
"I'm losin' it!"
(Skit)
[Dratchface]
"Ugh, I'd better hobble my pasty Swedish a** out of here before somebody-"
[Sampled audio]
"Let em chew on THAT for a while!"