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"Down, down, in the green hay, where monkey and bear usually play, play"
"We- we- in the store- 'prise, but it's- afford to- to- divide- 'ford to- 'eak in the-"
"Sweet Dick Willie?"
"That's my name."
"Damn, man. Do I have to spell it out?"
"Come on now, make it plain."
"Okay, but listen up: I'm gonna break it down."
"Let it be broke, motherf**."
"Can you dig it?"
"It's dug!"
[Verse 1: Dratchface]
Uh, yo, uh, I mean, uh
At rappin' I'm the world's worst
Once I wrote a love note and stuck it in a girl's purse
It said, "I can't say what I wanna face-to-face"
"But I think your films are great, they really did it for me when I saw em"
Then she went back to Vietnam
And I feel so entombed, I may as well be embalmed
She had calmed me like chamomile and Nyquil
I wonder if she's keeping it tight still
Come on, I'm just messin' around
I confess I'm a clown, I guess I'm just down
I haven't known a woman's love in many moons
And I miss having a companion, but anywhoose
Was I saying something about how ill my rhymes are?
How I got the man Sloth in my motorcycle side car?
Dratch, the tryhard sly bard who likes art
Playing the white card and diving into five yards of fried lard
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