You can't tell John Doe how to dance See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe No one knowin' who I am See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe You can't tell John Doe how to dance Now he's the chief Dance to make it rain while the kids would drink They're like "damn, that kid is mean" While the rest lookin' like Mr. Bean Or Pistol Pete, no, no, he don't need Nothin' smokin' hot hangin' off his side A little like Frankenstein Cause the day that he died he came alive John Doe's like Sherlock Holmes Knowin' what's on is elementary He's just like Michael Jordan King by the time that he was twenty-three So now you say You can't tell John Doe how to dance See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe No one knowin' who I am See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe You can't tell John Doe how to move Blue moon We watched him with his legs Like his name's John Snow You cannot tell that man without a name how to move And he was the man, imagine a man you can't fight Last man standin', badness like bison Phantom to dance like Michael When he dance and smile, like Dick Van Dyke would Psycho whenever the beat dropped
He had feet like Godzilla, the whole city would heat up Soon as he would step to the floor You know You can't tell John Doe how to dance See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe No one knowin' who I am See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe You can't tell John Doe how to move No, no You can't tell John Doe how to move, no, no John Doe just moved, moved like no-one's home, he was Animated but no cartoon, he was More than human, just like you But he knew just what to do The man danced to a different drum Rule of thumb not to succumb and run Up in that place with the rest of the raps Cause none of them tend to come back John Doe's like Sherlock Holmes Knowin' what's on is elementary He's just like Michael Jordan King by the time that he was twenty-three So now you say You can't tell John Doe how to dance See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe No one knowin' who I am See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe You can't tell John Doe how to dance See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe No one knowin' who I am See I can dance, I can dance Like my name's John Doe