I saw her face on Channel Two
Between The Taming Of The Shrew
Never noticed what I knew
There was nothing I could do I guess
I had a dream about a child
Raised by owls in the wild
Never laughed never smiled
There was nothing I could do I guess
Words came wrapped in cellophane
Like lollipops you left in the rain
No good except for insects
No yen except for good s**
Operator information calling overseas
Tell me that it's only fiction
Make me happy please
I don't belong
I thought you promised that it wouldn't be long
Heard her voice sing a song
Hey isn't that my favorite song
Never got to say so long
There was nothing I could do I guess
I think there must be some mistake
She must be at her house by the lake
She always loved to go there
She's got a dog with no hair
How's about another cupcake
How's about a pie
How's about a chocolate covered
Baby rhino's eye
I don't belong
I thought you promised that it wouldn't be long
Isn't this a funny story
Isn't it a gas
Isn't it like Moses making snakes out of a staff
I don't belong
I thought you promised that it wouldn't be long
How's about that Johnny Carson
Isn't he a scream
Did you ever have a lady an*lyze your dreams
Operator information
Tell me it's a gag
Tell me that it's only fiction written for some rag
How's about another cupcake
How's about a pie
How's about a chocolate covered
Baby rhino's eye
I don't belong
I thought you promised that it wouldn't be long