I'm blowin' up like my swagger on the Gaza
I'm writing movies where I'm making out with Aubrey Plaza
And homegirl my homegirl, it is not like that
But if she tried to rape me, I would not fight back
Girls who turned me down are saying "please" and "sorry"
You lucky that I'm randy, Aziz Ansari
So now I'm in the club tellin' strippers they should back it up
I wanna hang with Lil Wayne, I just hope that I'm black enough
Damn, I guess we're all friends here
Except for I don't know you, like you was me last year
It's funny how these n***as all treat me like we best friends
I wanna f** these small girls, minus "S-M"
Meaning that I f** all girls, that is wordplay
Catch me on my iPhone doing what the birds say
I ain't going nowhere, somebody better tell a hater
He's goin' down like my living room elevator
f** what you heard, b**h, I'll f** your f**in' brains out
And make you wash your boyfriend's sheets to get the stains out
Put your f**ing boots on, it's time to kick the lames out
You got your favorite rapper in your ear, it's time to change out
(x2)
So I'm riding through the city with my high beams on
Can you see me can you see me get your visine on
Y'all just do not fit the picture
Turn your widescreen on
If you thinking Imma quit before I die dream on
Alright, bottles on me
Long as someone drink it
Never drop the ball, f** y'all thinking
Making sure the young money ship is never sinking
Bout to set it off in this b**h Jada Pinkett
I shouldn't have drove, tell me how I'm getting home
You too fine to be laying down in bed alone
I can teach you how to speak my language Rosetta stone
I swear this life is like the sweetest thing I've ever known
Got to go thriller Mike Jackson on these n'ggas
All I need is a f**ing red jackets with some zippers
Super good smidoke a package of the swishas
I did it over night, it couldn't happen any quicker
Y'all know them, but f** it me either
But point the biggest skeptic out I'll make them a believer
It wouldn't be the first time I've done it throwing hundreds
When I should be throwing ones b**h I run it ahh ahh
(x2)
I'm riding through the city with my high beams on
Can you see me can you see me get your visine on
Y'all just do not fit the picture
Turn your widescreen on
If you thinking Imma quit before I die dream on
Watch your girlfriend, I'll f** her then I up and leave her
Girls chase me like they think my dick is Justin Bieber
p**y thrown at me, you f**in' with a wide receiver
I'm a genius, and I ain't try to hide it either
Got a lot of hay, let me pay for what you sip tonight
Mixed girls from Williamsburg, that's my f**ing kryptonite
Baby girl, shorty, have it however you want it
Whatever you asking bout, I promise you that I done it
My swagger's New York but my home is the South
And it's amazing how I eat more p**y than Alf
And I'll all up in your ear but then I'm all in your mouth
I don't talk, but girls the only thing we're talkin' about
(x2)
I'm riding through the city with my high beams on
Can you see me can you see me get your visine on
Y'all just do not fit the picture
Turn your widescreen on
If you thinking Imma quit before I die dream on