[JJ712 - Master Chief]
I'm Master Chief
My presence in the game is not brief
I really wanna swim in Cortana's reef
That is, if you know what I mean
She's blue and hot and I am green
I'm more stoned than Charlie Sheen
And got more guns than Mr. Clean
Oh crap my brother got in the room
He has started now as player two
[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
Cortana sit the f** down and spread your legs
You'll feel good after I bust some alien heads
Step the f** back you so called "Master" Chief
You motherf**er who is the color of a motherf**ing leaf
Your aiming is off, and you look like a f*g
You wish you had Cortana you motherf**ing jag
You're full of sh**, you're not the main guy
So shut your f**ing mouth before I shoot you to the sky!
[JJ712 - Master Cheif]
Wait, bro... What do you think you're doing?
The aliens are the ones that I think you should be booing
How 'bout some Grifball?
Or a d**hmatch in a long hall?
But Cortana's mine
Because you really s** balls
[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
The only balls being s**ed are mine in Cortana
I'll edit the terrain to make a crate fall on ya
Plus, s**ing balls is Cortana's job
Don't tell her about the two other jobs
You motherf**er I'm your f**ing spawnpoint
You'll spawn when I'm bangin' Cortana with my long joint
Master Chief is a f**ing f*ggot name
You s** dick at playing this game
Your shooting s**s cause it's f**ing off key
So bend down so you can s** the dick of me!
[Cortana]
Whoa, you two stop this fighting at once
Or I'll send you in the corner you motherf**ing dunce
Thanks, I'm flattered, I really really am
But I'll tell ya that neither one can be my man
You see, you can't touch me, my tits are lines of code
So you have a fetish for programs, you went down the wrong road
I'm a hologram so that means you can't f** me
But some robots can make it feel--
[JJ712 - Master Chief]
--I think we can see
sh**, I thought you were a hologram of another person
But you just mislead me and my rubber's of no a**ertion
So I guess that I am really not your man
[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
I think I'll call my f** buddy, Samus Aran!
b*tch!!!