[Verse 1: Lee Scott]
Simple Simon, I didn't even notice this was rhymin'
SKRRT SKRRT, drive by titty signin'
Cruisin', clutching the six litre Ciroc
Me other car doesn't exist either and what?
The license plate says 'life is great'
Wrote this in 06, recorded it in 98
Fakin' the funk? Come and get one in the yarbles
Playing KerPlunk with your missing marbles
Head in me hands to stop me brain escapin'
There's only so many days but infinite ways to waste em'
Dardle-dum-du[?]
Half horse half Mzungu, coolin'
I ain't fooling anybody like Fat Lip
High on catnip, I'm the silhouette on your camrip
Take your last dip in the pool, ignorant fool
A mic lowers from the ceiling when I sit on a stool
(Sweg) lighting ciggies with the toaster
I'm hardcore, I put me drink on the table and miss the coaster
We got beef and it isn't kosher
Got the Magnum... Double Peanut bu*ter in the holster
[Chorus]
I'm sippin' Saki from a flask in a Kendo Nagasaki mask
I'm sippin' Saki from a flask in a Kendo Nagasaki mask
(Badgers spend hours every night searching for food)
I'm sippin' Saki from a flask in a Kendo Nagasaki mask
(Badgers spend hours every night searching for food)
[Verse 2: Bill Shakes]
Sippin Saki out the Jack Daniels flask yo
I grab the double barrel have a blast, cold saggin' champ
He can get breakfast even when legless I stand a chance
Pulling magic out the haversack
Dropping bombs like Nagasaki, when I stomp the France in planet cracks[?]
Have a bath in the ..........[?] kicking back
Two and two is twenty two, simple maths
Dumb smart Alec, drunk barbaric
Half alchy-half bladdered
Galavant in a deadly contraption
Heading for hell with Evelyn Adams
Ready for action before anything happens
On it when I'm off it, couging when I'm chonging bazookas
Brain want body to move but body won't do it
Rocking five jumpers in high summer
Munch dozens of scabby donkeys for me light supper
Wolf in sheep clothing, freeloading
Huff and I puff and blow the house down if it's covered in grit