[Verse 1: Lee Scott] Simple Simon, I didn't even notice this was rhymin' SKRRT SKRRT, drive by titty signin' Cruisin', clutching the six litre Ciroc Me other car doesn't exist either and what? The license plate says 'life is great' Wrote this in 06, recorded it in 98 Fakin' the funk? Come and get one in the yarbles Playing KerPlunk with your missing marbles Head in me hands to stop me brain escapin' There's only so many days but infinite ways to waste em' Dardle-dum-du[?] Half horse half Mzungu, coolin' I ain't fooling anybody like Fat Lip High on catnip, I'm the silhouette on your camrip Take your last dip in the pool, ignorant fool A mic lowers from the ceiling when I sit on a stool (Sweg) lighting ciggies with the toaster I'm hardcore, I put me drink on the table and miss the coaster We got beef and it isn't kosher Got the Magnum... Double Peanut bu*ter in the holster [Chorus] I'm sippin' Saki from a flask in a Kendo Nagasaki mask I'm sippin' Saki from a flask in a Kendo Nagasaki mask
(Badgers spend hours every night searching for food) I'm sippin' Saki from a flask in a Kendo Nagasaki mask (Badgers spend hours every night searching for food) [Verse 2: Bill Shakes] Sippin Saki out the Jack Daniels flask yo I grab the double barrel have a blast, cold saggin' champ He can get breakfast even when legless I stand a chance Pulling magic out the haversack Dropping bombs like Nagasaki, when I stomp the France in planet cracks[?] Have a bath in the ..........[?] kicking back Two and two is twenty two, simple maths Dumb smart Alec, drunk barbaric Half alchy-half bladdered Galavant in a deadly contraption Heading for hell with Evelyn Adams Ready for action before anything happens On it when I'm off it, couging when I'm chonging bazookas Brain want body to move but body won't do it Rocking five jumpers in high summer Munch dozens of scabby donkeys for me light supper Wolf in sheep clothing, freeloading Huff and I puff and blow the house down if it's covered in grit