I'm tryna get the sick bread, f**in' a dead pigs head
Commitin' dread incest to impress the insects
The Prime Ministerial trail is intense
The snow covered mountain ski resorts that I ingest
Infectious, pulling them parties, I'm on the guest list
Burning 50 notes in the faces of homeless derelicts
I'm too sick, Razor Ramon with the toothpick
My policies are real like flyin' 'round on a broomstick
Told you I would save the NHS, I was lyin' though
Told so many lies, everybody calls me Lion-O
Buy your votes, get rich and I buy a boat
Tell kids to low [?] the d** while sniffin' a line of coke
Havin' much fun, steerin' lump sums into my lunch fund
Gettin' dumb drunk, slappin' these grannys on the bum bum
Come come now, step into the funhouse
Back the rum down, Russian Roulette, get the guns out
The untrustable, you would never vote for a huxtable
You vote for the villainous indestructible
...But I digress
This is not Jeremy Corbyn in a tie dye vest
It's Mr k** for Prime Minister!
I'm gonna k** you
Mr k** for Prime Minister!
I'm gonna k** you
I admit that I'm sinister!
I'm gonna k** you
Mr k** for Prime Minister!
I'm gonna k** you
Mr k** for Prime Minister, a wonderful bloke
Your hard earned cash are vanished in a puff of the smoke
I'm makin' sure the tax payer is the bu*t of the joke
Service the rich, punishing the broke
Yo, I'm shakin' hands, kissin' babies, drinkin' Baileys
Bada** since the 80's, I came from the sky and landed in Hades
My second home is under a dome
Marble floors and android waiters covered in gold
Not to worry, my endless parliamentary expenses
Have me covered till the papers start to mention me in sentences
Purveyor of s**ual deviancy
Already bust a nut before you could see it was me
House of Commons, rubbin' shoulders with degenerate f**s
See the twinkle in my eye, I'm in my element cuz
Elephant tusk, angel dust is a hell of a drug
I'm whilin' out, living life but I have never been ?
The most underhanded bandit
Not another man began tryna understand the madness
Pissin' on a homeless junkie
The type of subhuman you would love to own the country
Mr k** for Prime Minister!
I'm gonna k** you
Mr k** for Prime Minister!
I'm gonna k** you
I admit that I'm sinister!
I'm gonna k** you
Mr k** for Prime Minister!
I'm gonna k** you