(Conrad plays piano)
Kids: My uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears. It's a terrible, terrible state of affairs. Every Saturday night he peeks down our back stairs. Sneaks out of our house to go waltzing with bears. Waltzing with bears. With polar bears, honey bears, grizzlies too. And there's nothing at all that our families can do. To stop my uncle from waltzing. To stop him from waltzing with bears.
(Conrad plays piano)
Kids: My uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears. Uncle says "It's more fun that just sitting in chairs. And I'm not going to stop it," my uncle declares. It keeps my mind off of my worries and cares. Waltzing with bears. With shaggy bears, raggy bears, baggy bears too. And there's nothing at all that our families can do. To stop my uncle from waltzing. To stop him from waltzing with bears.