Conrad and Sally: My uncle Terwilliger likes to pat. Any animal thin or fat. He likes to pat them tall and small.
Conrad: But what uncle like the most of all is...
Ken Bahn: Pat a poodle in his left hand.
Sally: Poodle in his left hand.
Ken Bahn: Camel in his right hand.
Sally: Camel in his right hand.
Kids: And when he's patting them just so.
Ken Bahn: He likes to pat on with his left big toe.