It can be done, it can be done.
They can do anything, anything, anything under the sun.
If your nerves are getting nervous and your house is topsy-turvus,
They are always at your service. Thing Two and Thing One.
Fish, fish, there's always one, some long-faced, sore-bellied son of a gun.
There's always some fish, some sore-bellied fish who's only one wish is to flatten the fun.
Doesn't like fun, doesn't like fun. Good, clean, wholesome, innocent fun.
There's always some fish who doesn't like fun. Good, clean, wholesome, innocent fun.
They can find anything, anything under the sun.
There's reactionary fish-faced louse. Doesn't like flying kites in the house.
They can find anything, anything under the sun.
Oh bobbidit, bickety, bickety bores. Kites, he thinks oughta fly outdoors.
Thing One an Thing Two, Thing Two and Thing One.
They can find anything, anything, anything under the sun.
There's always some fish, some crotchety one.
There's always some fish, some blotchety one.
There's always some fish, some sore-bellied fish.
There's always some fish, some fish.
If your nerves are getting nervous and your house is topsy-turvus,
They will both be at your service on the run.
They'll find my long lost, moss-covered, three-handled family gradunza,
Thing Two and Thing One.