Fox Socks Box Knox Knox in box Fox in socks Knox on fox in socks in box Socks on Knox and Knox in box Fox in socks on box on Knox Chicks with bricks come Chicks with blocks come Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack Then I'll make a quick trick block stack You can make a quick trick chick stack You can make a quick trick clock stack And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox Socks on chicks and chicks on fox Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks Bricks and blocks on Knox on box Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir Clocks on fox tick Clocks on Knox tock Six sick bricks tick Six sick chicks tock "Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir. My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir. I get all those ticks and clocks, sir, mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir. I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir" I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir. Here's an easy game to play Here's an easy thing to say New socks Two socks Whose socks? Sue's socks Who sews whose socks? Sue sews Sue's socks Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir? You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir "That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir" Who comes? Crow comes Slow Joe Crow comes Who sews crow's clothes? Sue sews crow's clothes Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes? Sue's clothes Sue sews socks of fox in socks now Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose Hose goes Rose grows Nose hose goes some
Crow's rose grows some "Mr. Fox! I hate this game, sir This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir" Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir {.....] Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please.... Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze That's what made these three free fleas sneeze "Stop it! Stop it! That's enough, sir I can't say such silly stuff, sir" Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir. Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well... When tweetle beetles fight It's called a tweetle beetle battle And when they battle in a puddle It's a tweetle beetle puddle battle AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle They call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle AND... When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle And the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle They call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. AND... When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. AND... "Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox! When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle With their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle THIS is what they call A tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled Muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir! Fox in socks, our game is done, sir Thank you for a lot of fun, sir"