[Paperboy – Talking] Newspaper, The Daily Herald! Octagon is back, people are going octagon crazy This morning, people have went octagon crazy The newspaper, newspaper! People are delivering the formal’s newspapers in your back yard Octagon crazy Number one story today, octagon went crazy [Verse 1 – Dr Octagon] I was writing octagon in an octagon hat With octagon underwear taking an octagon bath With octagon soap, my octagon motorcycle made By octagon bikes Stand up late in octagon heights living that octagon life Wiping the girls off with octagon baby wipes Using the octagon washing machine to dry Octagon coats on octagon hangers Octagon posters made octagon famous The octagon germ became quite contagious Left people upside-down taking octagon paink**ers Octagon, to everybody so familiar Octagon condoms with octagon tampons for women Became a frenzy Octagon gasoline, people use it when their motors go empty Octagon dog food with octagon cat food Did ya’ll read octagon news, people going octagon fool With octagon girs and octagon dudes With strippers even dancing with G-strings in octagon boots [Talking] People said octagon went crazy
He lost his mind, they said he was in a mental hospital They said he was throwing all of his hair out They say he was in there eating his own dog food They say he was in there eating his own cat food They said octagon went crazy crawling up on the ceiling He was crawling down the ceiling Wearing boots, talking [?] crew on his bluetooth [Verse 2 – Dr Octagon] Octagon rice with octagon beans with octagon shrimp Octagon stadium where the octagons play I hear it every day, octagon arena with octagon orchestra Octagon milk backstage for every age Octagon surgery for people who need an octagon face Octagon belts for octagon waists Octagon curtains, everything octa-refurbished Octagon turtles and don’t forget the octagon gerbils Everything got the world going in octagon circles [Talking] Hey are you coming with Octagon again? I said are you coming with Octagon again? Are you really coming? (Please leave me alone) [Outro] Octagon octagon, octagon octagon Octagon octagon, octagon octagon Put one leg on the wall, and one leg on the floor Do the octagon, do the octagon Do the octagon, do the octagon