[Intro]
Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse
You stupid muthaf**a
Now that you got the album
What the f** are you gonna do with it
b**h
[Verse 1]
Easily I approach
The microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I'm gonna hold it, and walk around the stage and
If you f** up I'm goin' to get my gauge and
Unload the barrel and laugh
Cause I'm puttin' lead in your mothaf**in' a**
Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted
Because when I'm on hard, my dick's at least a yard
In the days of old, I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 hoes when I f**
Cause I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do
Get used to the crew, b**h, cause I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' sh**
[Interlude]
I told you that n***a was crazy
E boy, that's my boy, godamnit
[Verse 2]
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a b**h or a two
One's Sharon and the other one Shaun
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shaun said Eazy let me f** you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said f** it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll f** the biggest one
And then I get the
Other p**y put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah that's the ticket, I'll do it like that
So I told the hoes to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's work it
But I won't love you when I'm done I'd still be talkin' sh** ...
[Interlude]
That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That mothaf**a'z talkin' all kinds of sh**
I used to get p**y like eazy eric every day
You're mothaf**in' lyin'
How you know I'm mothaf**in' lyin'?
You're lyin', your dick can't get hard ..
Oh, s** my dick mothaf**a
n***a you lied
Who you're talkin' to..?
...
[Interlude: Dr. Dre]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that sh**
HEY YO YELLA BOY! wantcha REWIND IT!
[ Verse 3: Eazy-E ]
n***as don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullsh**
It's about f**in' this b**h and that b**h
But not the b**h with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the p**y
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
b**h on the gank move, to skeaze me
Just to say "I got f**ed by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
OI might be a woman-beater but I'm not a p**y-eater
So when the sh** hits the fan, it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about?
All of ya'll can just s** my dick
You can quote me now cause I'm still talkin' sh**
[Interlude]
The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The n***a has talent
You don't know a damn thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that sh** back one more time, Maestro
That's that old Z.Z. Hill, huh?
I can do the Mashed Potato n***a, what can you do?
I can do the bugaloo
Bugaloo!? That old sh** been played out since 1967
Hey f** you, f** you