[Hook: H-Ba**]
She blowing on my dick, like a kazoo
I did something cool once, VCU
Got light up shoes, got Dunkaroos
I did something cool once, VCU
[Verse 1: H-Ba**]
I'm jacking off to Sugar Ray
"I Just Wanna Fly" is all I hear when I masturbate
Got beats from Kanye West, now girls are moving south
Clarissa won't explain it all, if my dick is in her mouth
Dopeness, but you know this
Cla**ically trained, I'm on Baroque sh**
It's the Kosby Kids and your boy, H-Ba**
And I don't pay child support cause I love having cash
Running laps on this beat cause I keep a fit b**h
And she's doing her Keigel's while sitting on my dick
And I'm reading the Joy of Sex in the back of car
And I just came on her face, have I gone too far?
I'm a cla**y f** with a clip-on tie
Pa** me the h**n cause I ain't never gonna die
Forget these Lean Cuisines, I need a Hungry Man
Got Capri Sun's in the back of my mini van
She blowing on my dick? Flute solo
Blunts pa**ed around like, Alex Oddo
It's not my fault that these pussies love me?
My dad must be an accountant cause all I do is count beans
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Dr. Delaware]
Delaware got bachelor's in spinning Dreidels
Jewish girls on my dick like lox on bagels
Dick size modest, but I've got a proposal
She forgot her name during s** had to scream out her social
Security, b**hes will never touch my green
Fat Bottom Girls, I will rock you like Queen
Haven't showered in days, Salt and Vinegar Nuts
Your girl said they tasted good what up Utz?
Bang this hood rat out, Big booty doe
Dessert in the bedroom, Choco Taco
Came after three hours, Sorry 4 The Wait
And Weezy's new tape is below B-rate
Never rap in meter, f**ing Bohemian
Sorry Gambino, I stole all your Armenians
They ain't on your sofa, they're on my steed
And now they can't walk after what I deed
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Bustanut]
Tell me I'm the sh**, but I already knew
I could have told you, that I'd be going to VCU
If you're lucky I can get you an interview
Make sure you match the blazer with the light up shoes
Can I f** in a nursery one day and not they not get upset?
I ain't getting back on to Chat Roulette
I wanna cum though Don't make me wack off, ho
I've got my rap game under my belt with a bo*er sticking out
It's my ram piece, hand piece, I use it to f** my slam piece
I'll hit that b**h one more time
She'll lick my dick until it shines
f** that b**h in a cla**y place
Whine and f**ing dine