[Intro: H-Ba**]
Alright, papers out guys
Uh, this battle, wait? What's happening
Ah jeez, H-Ba** and the Kosby Kids
I Be Dopeness!
Disaster Thursday, guys!
Jeez, didn't read the book
Swagging out! 2012!
This sh**'s gonna s**!
Here we go! f**!
[Verse 1: H-Ba**]
I call my motherf**ing dick, Aggie's Bicycles
It'll bring out your best
I roll with a tight crew, Sausagefest
Young L swag, I'm a living buffoon
I'll f** 80's chicks, gag'em with more then just spoons
Mouth on the move, her gag reflex removed
Dr. Dick Delaware to the operating room
Yet again, I'm getting head at Bennagains's
Coulda bu*tf**ed at a Fudd Ruck's but then again
The adrenaline, play my dick like a clarinet
She said, your Tamegotchi pets have got me wet
I'll pour it on a like raspberry vinaigrette
Then snort a line of coke off a Land Before Time ca**ette
I'm dangerous, cause safe s** ain't great s**
I keep my bros before hoes, Homie ho stay s**
So when it comes to latex, I'm nameless
And watch the tax cuts start growing on my pay checks
[Hook:]
Geez, now man the f** up
And rubbers are for s**er so just shut the f** up
Acting like a b**h when your b**h needs plowed
Reach for the stars, Raw Dog No Pull Out
And that's
A lesson from Coach Bright
If your gonna f** a b**h, you better f** a b**h right
Acting like a b**h when your b**h needs plowed
Reach for the stars, Raw Dog No Pull Out
[Verse 2: Dr. Delaware.]
Deep fried p**y, Raising my Cane's!
f**ed her doggy style, is that a Great Dane?
Racks on black girls, called it collard greens
Coke lines on my coke lines, straight up Charlie Sheen
Clogging up toliets, Sorry For Party Rocking
f**ed Mrs. Claus on Christmas, stuffed that stocking
p**y so cold, decided to f** a Hot Pocket
Less things to flick cause I ain't playing Bop-It
She said "Don't Stop Believing" minus the believing part
Princess Peach giving me road dome, Super Mario Kart
Ask Kenan & Kel, cause I'm all that
Call my dick Adele cause it's uncomfortable fat
k**ing my spouse, Power of Attorney
Limp during s**, Weekend at Bernie's
Ru Paul's Drag Race, getting real catty
Raw Dog No Pull Out, Don't Wake Daddy!
[HooK]
[Breakdown: H-Ba**]
f** the inventor of Ribbed For Her Pleasure
Viva la Bareback, let's scream it all together
Reading abstinent pamphlets while popping her cherry
23 b**hes on my dick, Jim Carrey
Shout out to the team, got 50 dudes with me
Ice cream socials turn to g**ns quickly
Raw Dog No Pull Out, that's the motherf**ing anthem
Gotta catch all STD's, Danny Phantom
[Verse 3: MC Littlefoot]
Take a break from jerking to give this rap game a spit
Bend a b**h over and give her bu*thole a lick
Toss so many salads, motherf**ing Olive Garden
My s** life is a Metapod, just struggle and harden
Poon tang ain't poon tang, if it ain't got stank
Win the Double Dare challenge, I'll Gak on your face
Jerking my gherkin, I'm the motherf**ing dungeon master
Call me Colonel Sanders, chicken choking disaster
My bean flicks are the sloppiest, my observations always obvious
Jerking off the President, I'm the s**iest lobbyist
Dad took me to the gloryhole, oops I mean baseball game
Just spilt, hide my head in shame
Only buy Magnums so I have room to pee
f** you, Mom. I just gotta be me
Screaming "Patti Mayonaise" while I'm blowing my load
"Kahloo koo koo" I'm just hunting for Nematoads
[Hook]