Are you worth the wage you're paid?
Do ya' know what HR has to say?
Can we replace this man today?
We'll find a cheaper way
Psychometric
Management has a game they play
Calculating a better way
Can a droid do what you do?
Paid a little less to act like you
Psychometric
Scoping eyes to hear what you think
They count the counts by digits with ink
Could you be as good as the rest?
We're gonna see... cause now you're gonna take the test
Psychometric, weed out the sick, psychometric
Psychometric, the test is quick, psychometric
Psychometric, weed out the sick, psychometric
Psychometric, it ain't no trick, psychometric
Evaluations are coming today
Pink slips are well on the way
If you fail to excel
You'll be banished down in to the mailroom hell
"Failure to launch" is now what you're deemed
Working friendships are not what they seemed
Scoring low got your a** reamed
"Failure to launch" is now how you're seen
Psychometric