I love walking in, to the donut shop
The smell of the donuts delights me
The coffee, the smoke, someone makes a stupid joke
The donut shop can't help but make me happy Look at all the rows and rows of donut holes
The crullers and cream-filled await
They scream out, "please pick me, I am longing to be free
Please take me home and put me on your plate" Powdered, sugared, coconut
I usually get a chocolate with a glaze
or a bu*ternut, whether it's a favorite or not,
So many donuts, so few days Chorus:
Why can't men be like donuts in a donut shop
All lined up in little plastic trays
You check the flavors, pick one out
So many donuts, so few days If I could, I would buy a dozen
Take them home and eat them one by one
Lick them off my fingers, save one for a rainy day
Oh my gracious, wouldn't that be fun (chorus) The sad part of the story, is men are really people
Exchanging them for money would be like slavery
But in a perfect world, I'd have my little donut shop
and all the men would be on sale for free (chorus)