My baby's gone to jail she won't be out for quite a while
My baby's gone to jail cos she set fire to my child
Do you know what she did? She charcoal grilled the kid
Then took a butane lighter to ignite the little sh**!
All I'm saying is I think she's a psychopath
She threw a radiator into my bubble bath
All I'm saying is must I paint a picture?
All I'm hoping is that they don't convict her
She reads books to me by the Marquis De Sade
I'd like to reprimand her but it's always hard
Because she's a sado-masochist, an anochistic arsonist
Manic depressive Dalinist and she gets worse when she gets premenstrual
All I'm saying is she needs psychiatric care
She spilt tiger balm all through my underwear
All I'm saying is give her a break!
You all know that we've all made mistakes
And if they use the noose they'll crack her pretty neck
They'll singe her hair if she goes to the chair
And although she cut my Ovaltine with crack, I WANT HER BACK!
My baby's gone to jail she may be doing life
She took a twelve gauge shotgun and blew away my wife
I'll beg the judge to join her in a six foot cell
Cos cruising singles bars is worse than hell!
All I'm saying is yeah she's got this jealous streak
She saw my woman and man, she really freaked
Cut off my wedding ring and took my fingers too
My baby's gone to jail, my baby's gone
SO WHAT?!?