Have you heard of the new sensation?
A doctor's instrument that sends out vibration
We have the tools here in our hand. Take a stand
You cannot depend upon a man
Scientific, it's terrific
Restoring color to my cheeks when I feel frigid
If you want to fly sky high, take my advice
Feel the engine rumble in this device
Vibrator. Turn it on and plug it in
Vibrator. Rev it up and do it again
V for victory and V for vibration
We can do it while defending this nation
Modern appliances will make the perfect life
Mother's little helper will make you the perfect wife
Feelin' groovy. So flip that switch
You need a helping hand sometimes to scratch that itch
To all my sisters switchin' it on
Keep casting spells with that Magic Wand
Vibrator. Turn it on and plug it in
Vibrator. You rev it up and you do it again
Sweat, ladies, sweat. Twist it all around
Work, ladies, work. Till you hit the ground
Vibin' in the club and we won't stop now
It's so hot, I got to cool it down
Vibrator. Turn it on and plug it in
Vibrator. You rev it up and you do it again
Vibrator. It's turning me on when I'm plugging it in
Vibrator. It isn't wrong and it isn't a sin