[Verse 1]
Get him gifts and bring your friends
This will be fun, we pretend
Welcome to Al's birthday shebang
"Peter" is used as penis slang
[Hook]
Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe
Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe
Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe
Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe
[Chorus]
The term "scumbag" won't endear us
I hope Allen's mom didn't hear us
Mad at swearing, that I fear, hush
I hope Allen's mom didn't hear us
Christina, game of manhunt
Sunday Special, toothpaste cake fun
Yuck! f**! Yuck!
[Verse 2]
A gutted raccoon in the creek
For this corpse they didn't seek
Christina keeps on coming, why?
Trey, Peter, and Noah hear Allen cry
[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Tried playing Clue in the bed
We dropped Christina on her head
Tales of minotaurs riding boats
No Sunday Specials engulfed in scrotes
[Hook]
[Chorus]
But it was fun
But it was fun
But it was fun
It actually was fun