On a tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
And said get the f** up outta bed
And get a god damned job
So i told her hey hey f** you mom
And i threw the phone at her head
But i missed and hit her in the snatch
So i slamed the door in her face
Don't ever barge in my room
Or i'll kick your a** and call the cops
And tell them i'm abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While i snowboard in vail
No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more
He says that your a
You're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little over weight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50
Bucks
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry mom i had to pawn
The china silver and all your j**elry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you
You're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks
No make it 60 bucks
No 75
Why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse
I hope your having fun rotting in jail
Maybe i'll come visit you
Nah!
Enjoy your stretch in jail