(marvin hamlisch/ed kleban)
It was then i decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
Tits and a**, shall i buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tits and a**, you can knock and someone's there
Shake the new maracas and you're fine
Tits and a**, can change your life
Would they change mine
Wouldn't cost a fortune, neither
Wouldn't hurt my s** life either
It's a gas, i have never seen a pair
Chorus girl or movie star or wife
Tits and a**, oh yeah, t and a
Tits and a** can change your life