Welcome to the BSOD instructional track for DJs
Now let's begin
Let's start with a simple kick drum
The ba** is what makes the booty move
Feel the ba**
I like the ba**, but I digress
Please surrender your booty to the ba**
The next part to enter is the open high hat
The open high hat creates the counter-syncopation
Making you want to dance
Now let's bring in some chords
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
Now it is time for the breakdown
The breakdown allows the track to really break the repetition
Now for the quiet part
Let's filter the high hats
Let's filter the chords
Let's filter the ba**
I like the filters
I like the grooves
But I digress
Let's break it down to a kick drum
Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
Let's break it down to a kick drum
The ba** is what makes the booty move
Feel the ba**
Remember, even though you are the DJ
It is okay to dance
Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
Look up from your decks
Look at the audience
It is important to show that you are alive
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
This is the hook
This is the hook
This is the hook
It's catchy, you like it
If the DJ doesn't have the next track queued by now
He or she is f**ed