[Hook]
Das Racist kick your a**
Das Racist kick your face
Das Racist kick your balls into outer space
Das Racist kick your a**
Das Racist kick your face
Das Racist kick your balls into outer space
[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
Das Racist crazy loco, got the c**a in my nose like a moco
Finna drill baby drill like Sunoco
She keep giving me sign like Coco
Just like her, I tell her sometimes I'm a bonobo
Sometimes I'm an oranguatuan, mang
Mommy looking bangarang
Dang mommy, dang mommy, dang mommy, daaaaang
Call me Lily Tomlin
f** with Short Cuts like I'm Robert Altman
f** with long shots like I'm Robert Altman
f** with actresses like I'm Robert Altman
No it's not my fault man
Your girl's trying to ask me all about my art man
I don't know where to start man
Strangest organ is the human heart, man
She said I'm stupid smart man
High on the trees like Jane and Tarzan
She caught a wink from the barman
Copped me drinks and I'm sweet like Marzipan
I got the strangest damn heart
Shorty said I'm dressed like Devendra Banheart
I got the strangest damn heart
Shorty said I'm just like Devendra Banheart
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Heems]
A real Romeo, shorty said I'm just like the fat dude from Chromeo
And I'm on the job, shorty said I'm Turtle from Entourage
I'm eating quiche with Ke$ha, piece of pizza
Salad Ceasar, Visa Visa
Gartrelle Gordon, power like Zordon
Pardon morons, I eat louson and Grey Poupon
Know what kinda sh** I'm on, well what are you on
Dawg just move on
Pizza Boboli, Pizza Boboli
Holy moly, fools don't know me
Mommy like p**no, that's Digiorno
Mario Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo
Body like p**no, she from Sicily
I'm like bon giorno, she said you're so Sacco Vanzetti
Mad confetti
I get cheddy
Pa** that cheese linguini
Hella ziti, y'all can't see me
Yeah yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh, yeah yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
Y'all can't see me
DR
[Hook]