[Verse 1: Heems]
I bump Girl Unit or what is this, Ratatat?
H-man, walk over, give Dap a dap
Smack a cracker back, with cataracts to his natural habitat
It's your boy, I eat what I like, Young Apple Jacks
I drop real facts, H-man, Snapple caps
Do what I want
Eat what I want
I talk and rap how I want
I flaunt it, it's brown Chris Farley
I'm burly but surly, surely with a girl named Shirley
I'm living single in the nineties world
Catch me at the bars, H-man, with like 90 girls
Ya feel me? And like a hundred and eighty dudes too
Rubix cube, eat mad food
[Verse 2: Kool A.D]
Michael Jackson, a millions dollars, you feel me? Holla
Michael Jackson, a millions dollars, you feel me? Holla
Michael Jackson, a millions dollars, you feel me? Holla
Michael Jackson, a millions dollars, you feel me? Holla
[Verse 3: Dap]
Yo, I'm wearing a shirt?
Nah, I'm wearing pants too
Oh, what happened to your pants boo?
I pants'ed your boo
Nah wait, s**ual hara**ment case?
f** that
I don't even work here man
And I'm not really a delivery man either
I just came here with this uniform on, I bought it, used man
What did you try to kick me out for? Call the cops?
Cos you not a real man, you a b**h?
You gotta call other people to take care of your problems man?
Cos you can't take care of them yourself?
What are you, twice my weight?
5 inches taller, are you scared, huh?
What are you 50?
You 50 dawg? I'm 16 man, I'm bored
It's take your dad to work day
This is what this is