[Verse 1: Mark Ronson]
I take too long to answer telephones
I take too long to type my name in record messages
But my hand writing is excellent, infact its second to none (none)
I just got in from somewhere really good
They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role
With all the merchandise and sungla**es I could ever need (need)
I drive round citys in a charriot
I get preferential treatment at the Marriott
But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes
[Hook: Simon Le Bon]
I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah
I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah
I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah
And I'll do anything it takes just to get there
[Verse 2: Mark Ronson]
My brain is buzzing and the room is strange
Like that scene in Trading Places at the stock exchange
I made a million over 1987 now I'm living in my parking space, parking space
My teeth are bright and my hair is clean
I wear Paco Rabanne like i was Charlie Sheen
But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold
[Hook: Simon Le Bon]
I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah
I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah
I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah
And I'll do anything it takes just to get there
[Verse 3: Wiley]
(Yo, Eskiboy)
(A-Listing, A-Listing)
Disgusted by the flashiness, I think I'm a don
They think I'm an actor but I catch this
My two needs are a pillow and a mattress
Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress
Give me a mil, I'll do a DJ set
I pull spikey with the green like a cactus
Showoff, ego's high, you can't match this
Chauvinistic pig, money man tactic
[Verse 4: Mark Ronson]
I'm not as clever as I thought I was
It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot
And all I want to know is how I got so far down, down
I'm not as lucky as I thought I was
My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road
Who'd have thought a truck like that could cause so much....
[Hook: Simon Le Bon]
I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah
I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah
I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah
I'll do anything it takes just to get there