[Intro]
Don't get caught out in the fields roaming at night
You're being watched by the scarecrow
Don't let him get his hands on you
He send you to a place worse than hell
They call it Black Waters
[Verse 1: Dale Nasty]
Blacker than a hundred midnight moons
We swim in the sh**, just a couple f**ing loons
We set fire to the water
The temperatures keep getting hotter
Sit back by the dam
And rock a little Charlie Daniels Band
No telling what will crawl out at night
But it ain't right
Let's crack this six pack, it'll be alright
Some crazy hillbilly cut the head off a chicken
So he could stick his motherf**ing dick up in it
Stuck in a hell-billy nightmare
No one for miles, and no one to care
We just sit back like tripped out otters
By these f**ing crazy Black Waters
[Verse 2: Sideshow Brian]
I woke up, my feet were all wet
I was laying beside Cyanide in black water sh**
Nonetheless, we've been stuck here for a couple days
Beside the Black Waters were a couple f**ing graves
Swamp creatures, this sh** is like a matinee
A monster movie scattered with some dust and some hay
It's getting groggy, the black waters getting foggy
Jump in and take a dip, under water's even smoggy
[Hook: Dale Nasty]
The scarecrow is watching you
I know you heard the story
With the hands of the straw man, sh** gets gory
He'll take to the place of righteous slaughter
A place beyond hell is the deadly Black Waters
[Verse 3: Sideshow Brian]
We wait f**ing patiently for people to start pouring in
The Black Water's evil
But the show is about to begin
It's really not much of a show but f** it send 'em in
Sitting water side with my f**ing juice and gin
No one to complain, but this place smells like sh**
I pack a bowl of mossy oak and pa** it around
And take a hit
In the Black Water's there's a place where everyone will fit
Torches lit and shrunken head
I think it's getting f**ing lit
[Verse 4: Dale Nasty]
Just up the hill there's the man with the pills
Barrel in the tire rings up the amount of k**s
The land is black and scary kind of like a cemetery
But sh**, the dead find out where you're buried
The witch she roams at night
Straight up horror and fright
Stay by the water, stay in your place
You'll get chased by the k**er with the rusty old mace
Remember that f**ing with the scarecrow
Is like f**ing with quicksand
A bunch of old folks that'll never do that again
[Hook: Dale Nasty]
The scarecrow is watching you
I know you heard the story
With the hands of the straw man, sh** gets gory
He'll take to the place of righteous slaughter
A place beyond hell is the deadly Black Waters
[Interlude: sound clips]
(Sideshow Brian: I think this place is a little scary at night..)
(Hush, hush, hush, here comes the bogeyman. Don't let him come too close to you, he'll catch you if he can.. hush, hush, hush... hush hush hush..)
[Hook: Dale Nasty]
The scarecrow is watching you
I know you heard the story
With the hands of the straw man, sh** gets gory
He'll take to the place of righteous slaughter
A place beyond hell is the deadly Black Waters
*Sideshow Brian and Dale Nasty beat boxing*