[Intro]
Pissed off
I'm f**in' pissed off man
It's the best day of the year for me 4th of Ju-ly and these motherf**ers got me pissed off I'm furious right now man hold on
Lemme tell ya something
This goes out to all you Canadian pieces of sh** right now man
All y'all motherf**ers
[Verse]
I like my eggs runny
And my sausage greasy
With extra homefries
I hope all you Canadian pieces of sh** choke to d**h on your Eskimo pies
You see
Only thing you're good for is providing me with a goose to shoot
I stick my foot in your a**
Show you what a boot's a'boot
Lemme tell ya something
When we talking 'bout athletic heroes
We talking 'bout Walter Payton
'Cus ain't no real man playing a sport that involves f**in' figure skatin'
I don't give a sh** about a puck or ball in the goal
I hope when y'all go ice fishing you f**in' fall in the hole
You see
When I fish, I like to have various places to where I can cast to
The day you see me in a igloo tryna pull a ba** through that's gon' be the same day you see a ba** blue tattoo when I show my a** to ya
I'm hotter than a solar flare
I'll body slam a polar bear
I'll f**in' hit Drake with a folding chair put him right back in that rolling chair
And I know half of you f*ggots can't understand me 'cus I ain't speaking in f**in' French
But oui oui
Parlez vous
f** you
I piss on your flag till it's f**in' drenched
Ya know what matter of fact
It makes sense that there's a leaf on that flag
'Cus I use it to wipe my a** when I go camping
Lastly but not least
Happy 4th of July to all my proud fellow Americans
I do like maple syrup though
I do