Man it's my favorite day of the year bro
Favorite day of the f**ing year
And imam tell you why
Cause I was born on the 4th of July
Only desert I f** with is apple pie
Stars and stripes the only flag I'm flying
And ima wave the motherf**er till the day I die
An Onion ring
That's what I call a vegetable
When I build a 3000 square foot family home in one day and also I do all the plumbing and all the electrical
Come on down to the job site for skeptical the speed at which I hang drywall is f**ing incredible
Let me ask you a question
You ever been to Austin Texas?
Eating a sausage breakfast
Mother f**er comes in talkin wreckless
So you stab him in the throat with your shark tooth necklace?
If you said no, I can't relate to you
If you said yes, I raise my drink to you
If you said, hephlelelelhpellhe
I'm sorry man I might have went a little bit over board when I put that shank through you
Hehe, the only pasta I eat is mac n cheese
I don't drive it, if it's Japanese
I don't buy it, if it's made in Europe
And I sure don't eat it if it's maple syrup
Let me tell you something
Next time you see me hanging out in Winnipeg
That's gonna be the same day you see a flying barbeque chicken leg
Same day I go to the toilet take a sh** out come a lizard egg
Same day I won't work for a living I go on the corner sit and beg
It'd never happen
Not a chance in the world
I will k** you then f** you girl then choke slam a bear and then strangle a squirrel
My names dale
Don't call me earl I'm serious man
I don't know why but every time I go somewhere people call me earl there must be a guy out that look like me or something like that
Dude named earl
I don't know what it is I dont know if I have a lost twin brother or something like that
Hold on man let me get you, get you like