Open this chest!
Open this chest!
Open it, please,
I want to know what's in this chest!
Have you got a key?
No?!
Well, go find one!
Don't come back to me until you have one for this chest!
This chest is the best!
It's better than the rest!
We have no reason for it's glory
Just that it's a chest!
Oh my f***ing god!
The tension is really k**ing me!
I wonder what's inside!
Please open this chest!
Or I will k** your friends
If you don't hurry up!
You don't want me to hurt someone,
So open the f***ing chest!
Will this answer your questions?
Will it shut you up?
Well, what the f*** are you waiting for?
OPEN THIS F***ING CHEST!
*long fart*