Hello, hello, welcome to your first night,
In the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings light.
Now you saw us in the local news,
What made your thought presume, this was the job for you,
what will you do?!
Between 12am and the break of dawn,
The toys start to glitch from when they power on.
You got your cameras and your flashlight, what more is there to need,
Just be quick, just be ready
for their pretty scaryyy
Just be very very wary as the night goes on
I maybe there at the beginning, but not for long,
I've pre-recorded messages to keep you aliiive!
(not here all night)
Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear,
But once the time ends near, I will not be here,
Yeah I'm the phone guy, ring ring,
these are all the rules I bring,
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy, tick tock,
watch the hours on the clock,
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions
You make, I am the phone guy! Yes I am, the phone guy!
Hey, hey, how ya doin? Now the first night was fine,
But here's a deep dark warning for the future up ahead so divine,
Now you see the pirate cove is a blare, just keep an eye on the guy and you will be prepared,
Now the rest of the bunch, well I'm not too sure,
Because the next thing you know they're outside your door
So don't forget my simple methods and just use your lights
Before they take your body and they leave you to die
Be veery, veery warey that the battery drains
so preserve your only tools and your life remains
Keep the light shining bright for the final niiiight!
(I'm not here all night)
Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear
But once the time ends near, I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy, ring ring,
these are all the rules I bring,
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy, tick tock, watch the hours on the clock,
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions
You make, I am the phone guy! Yes I am, the phone guy!
He-hey there dude, glad you're back
The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack
So now you're the new guy picking up the job,
So just please understand this nightmare never stops
So we build it up from scratch, taking the crap, taking the stuff that wouldn't work,
Cus we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk
To add suspension, the tension in this attraction,
Check the vents for your protection, from the broken down hallucinations.
In the past they said that they stuffed you in a suit,
You know the cover up story sounds kinda cute,
Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine,
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind
Now before I leave I just remembered we found a toy,
A freaking robot with brains, oh what a joy.
So I'll pa** you recordings of the original voice,
See he'll never leave you be, so just listen, you don't have a choice
Take what you have learned and become the master
(tick talk on the clock and we're never gonna stop)
Then you'll be safe when I'm not around!
Hey (X12)
I'm the phone guy (X3)
Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear,
But once the time ends near, I will not be here,
Yeah I'm the phone guy ring ring,
these are all the rules I bring,
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy, tick tock,
watch the hours on the clock,
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions
You make, I am the phone guy!
Cus I'm The Phone Guy!
HELLO HELLO!