Came into town ready to play But Matt said, "Sorry - the show's not today" Went to some punks' house and heard GBH But we were thrown out when their mother came home Hopped in the Mule and drove through the swamps Ran out of gas for the 15th time Waited around, hitched a ride We got a jug and put a gallon inside Then we rode away on our yellow Mule But Reardon f**ed up and we ran out of fuel
Went to McDonalds on a Wednesday night My friends were bored, their conversation trite But I had come for a bite of a filet-o-fish Colin said that it couldn't be beat Lost his appetite smelling Roger's feet Played a lousy show in B-Town But we got to watch Gitter's place burn down We - we rode in on a Mule O mais oui We rode a Mule