Smoking cigarettes and calling me dumb
Drinking that dark beer
You wanted me to come
But I got more important things to do
Than get drunk with the likes of you
Or anyone else for that matter
But if you gotta, you gotta
And if you gotta you oughta
Do what you gotta do. Do it
I'll be at the pad gettin' through it
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
Had I looked a little closer
I might have found three sixes on her head
She's switched to vodka so I gave her a slice of bread
To absorb the alcohol
While I absorbed the shock of it all
Turned my back and she was down the hall
Out of the kitchen on a mission
Bread not even bitten
While I was sittin' she was gettin' to gettin'
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
[Voice over: Megan Reul and Daddy Bruce Lee]
Daddy Bruce Lee: Challo?
Megan Reul: Hi, it's me. I'm at the bar. Could you come get me?
The last time I saw you I know you was hung over
'cause it was 10 AM and you still had a buzz
From the night before when you was hittin'
That bottle like it owed you money
So don't come calling me for a ride
'cause I'm playin guitar in my drawers
So I'm in for the night
I love ya baby but you're on your own
Call your drunk a** a cab to bring you home
Drinking em down, knocking 'em back
Getting jacked up
Kept on filling that cup
Till you ended up on the floor
And security had to tell you it was time to go
Stumbling down the hall
Trying to take off them boots
Slip into bed still smelling like Absolut
[Voice over: Megan Ruel talking over a busy signal]
Megan Ruel: Hello?!
Megan Ruel: Are you going to come get me, or what?
So hold your tears back
Keep 'em to yourself when
I'm doing something dirty to someone else
She must have been smoking something else
When she hit me with my car
She'd switched to Jager so I flew pretty far
But hey I got off the ground snatched my keys and pushed her down
Turned around to the siren sound
And listen to this sh**
Though she admitted it
And though she confessed it
I was arrested for domestic
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
The one I love, the one I want
The one I need is somewhere drunk
Doing something evil to someone else
The one I love more than myself
The one, the one I love...
The one I love