Today I'm the man on the flat screen TV
But yesterday I was the man in the book depository
I was once a freedom fighter
Chickened out to be a writer
I know your lady so you mighta heard of me
See I'm the one that you demonize
Cause I ain't a hundred percent saint
Ain't done nothing that you ain't
Been both bad a done good
So be down or don't bother
Cause with me it's the whole enchilada or nada
Tomorrow I'll probably just piss you off again
And then you'll go and blab it to all of our friends
I wonder if Darth Vader
Had to deal with player haters?
Every time you irritate her
You know she just calls me up again
See I'm the one that you demonize
Cause I ain't a hundred percent saint
Ain't done nothing that you ain't
Been both bad a done good
So be down or don't bother
Cause with me it's the whole enchilada or nada
You know I bet you're right
I'm probably evil
I'm a big ba*tard
And you're good people
There's my confession so use it
Go talk your bullsh**
Use me to get your jollies
And I'll use you for my music
I bet the Devil is scared
I bet he has white hair
I bet I'm going to Hell
I bet I see you there
See I'm the one that you demonize
Cause I ain't a hundred percent saint
Ain't done nothing that you ain't
Been both bad a done good
So be down or don't bother
Cause with me it's the whole enchilada or nada
I'm the one that you demonize
Cause I ain't a hundred percent saint
Ain't done nothing that you ain't
Been both bad a done good
So be down or don't bother
Cause with me it's the whole enchilada or nada
The one that you demonize cause
I ain't a hundred percent saint
Well, I'm the one that you demonize
I ain't done nothing that you ain't
I'm the one that you demonize cause
I ain't a hundred percent saint
Ain't done nothing that you ain't
Been both bad a done good
So be down or don't bother
Cause with me it's the whole enchilada or nada...