[Intro] Yeah, D-Why Oh sh**, oh man, uh [Verse 1] Mayweather flow, don't miss the bout, y'all are missin' out With Miss October and her Chanel bag that she mispronounced What you b**hin' ‘bout? You trippin' and flippin', I'm dippin' out I missed my flight, I don't have time to fight, I'll grab my sh** and bounce No question, I am what the answer is Bout to slay the beat on my Blitzen and Prancer sh** You on that ABC, with the stars, dancin', sh** But we don't dance, we just pull up our pants and handle sh** Oh ma, looky what the f** we have here I'm ‘bout to bust a cashew, this sweater is cashmere I'mma draft, you're a paps beer, you need a pap smear If I have a say, last year would be your last year Check your calendar, clear your schedule, let's fly out The kid's ‘bout to be a problem, you should put me in time-out Time out! What is this sh** all you people rhyme ‘bout? I'd rather take a f**ing ice pick and dig my eyes out Time in, I know, I'm so Hawaii Five-O I'm so fly, I could get dressed with my eyes closed Her love is like a rollercoaster, but the ride's closed We should go for a swim while the tide's low This suit is Alexander McQueen, but you should probably king me Green jacket, Stanley Cup, championship ring me Here's a list of a couple things you should probably bring me
And if they ask if you saw me, tell them that you've never seen me Tell the label to find me, wine me, dine me, and sign me now I'm flowin', free shipping with the bu*ton that's labeled “Buy me now” All the sh** I used to look up to, it feels so tiny now To quiet this riot you'll have to take my mouth and tie me down She tried to tie me up, then asked me to tie the knot I said I'd buy a rock and we could tie it, not I try a lot, I tell you, there's one thing I am not And that's a quitter, ‘cause winnin' is somethin' that I like a lot I'm on the waterfront, ‘bout to put my order in Y'all can't even pronounce some of this sh** that we orderin' Billy just bought a O and I think he ‘bout a quarter in Y'all been standin' in my way so long, they call that loiterin' I take my holidays off, Holiday Inn Tell everyone stay out, girl, and we could stay in Sayin', no playin', I'm prayin' that I make it, amen f** everybody, I just had to put that in lamens King David, came to reign on everyone's parade It's like the coming of the plagues, everyone's afraid It's okay, player, it's life, everyone gets played I gotta go, me and Miss October ‘bout to misbehave Haha, yeah, her and her Chanel bag Okay, let me hear it