[Verse 1: Sinclair]
I'm a freaky fruit loop
Frosty colored coupe
Smoking Blue's Clues
Never wearing Trues
He said that she said that I was the sh** and
I said what you said has got to be legit
So I co*kslapped my girl, just for revines
Yeah I f** around, but I'm never wastin' time
Bumpin' old school Nirvana in your mom and dad's sauna
Sippin' OJ in mimosas yeah I'm talkin' Tropicana
Now what up Obama
I'm comin' for that office
Sinclair for president, somebody please stop him
I dare ya
Versace sun glarin' ya
Eatin' wonton soup with my boy BasedGod
[Bridge]
Oh my god BasedGod
Oh my god BasedGod
Oh my god BasedGod
Oh my god BasedGod
You can f** my b**h anytime BasedGod
BaaaasedGod
OhmygodBasedGod
[Verse 2: Sinclair]
I'm a ticking time bomb
Somebody call my mom
Out here in Vietnam, napalm on the tongue
Spit the fire so hot that I perspire
If not, then I'm retired
No sleep I'm never tired
Acquire the listeners, inspire them to be themselves
I think that Christ is rising
Sinclair, or Escobar?
I think I need help, need to gain self
I ain't never been a Buddhist maybe I'm in myself
I keep my eye on myself, worry 'bout nobody else
Tell my brothers better than life itself
Don't be suprised by the wealth
You'll be suprised by the stealth
Splinter cell in your headphones
This ain't good for your health
[Verse 3: Dirty Mike]
Awwwwww man
You know I had to hit that YAWKSAUCE
What you got for 'em?
DIRTY
MIKE
Dirty Mike be smokin' green
Always posted with the team
Smokin' strong, sippin' lean
You know I'm gon' get the cream
Dirty Mike up in the zone
Twenty hoes with no clothes
You know how the story goes
Dirty spit the dirty flow
I'm throwing off the piff
I be rolling that stuff a lot
Lindsay Lohan
Patrollin' booty with my boy Dolan
Beer pongin' we never trolling, afterwards we neon bowling
With your girl her panties bawling, you know that your boy is ballin'
She callin
She come through
And then I gotta smash her
My dick the master blaster
Dirty Mike the p**y pastor
Gotta hit the booty faster
She's a p**nographic actress
Had to spit the facts first
Shouts the homie Jasper
f** the Green Bay Packers, I'm a loud pack packer
Smoking like a rapper does, shouts out to Cam cause that's my cuz'
Packin' bongs for the buzz, smoking just because
Tell Sinclair to pa** the dutch, Dirty Mike still smoking tough
Motherf**er